DO NOT EAT

From Italy

In Milan, looking for a gift for a friend who has a small apartment, I find a store on an appropriately tiny street.

 

It sells doll house accessories.

There are minute bowls of eggs, plates of pasta, and an a selection of meats and cheeses.

 

I ask the woman if I can see the provolone, and she says “Smoked or regular?”.

 

Smoked provolone 5/8 inch tall.

Salami 11/16 inch long plus the separate slices.

 

From Montana

A porcelain pretzel flask.

Germany circa 1900.

 

For sneaky drinkers.

 

The second of two that I found in Montana.

The first one was in a junk store in Butte, but the store was closed.

 

This one a year later in a similar store in Bozeman, which was open.

 

5  1/2  x  3  1/2  x  3/4 inches thick.